There are things that a sane person wouldn’t (or shouldn’t) do for a million bucks like eating vomit or performing any of the stunts that the ‘Jackass’ actors do. In the real world, you can just say no to ridiculous, sometimes life-threatening dares.
Parenting is one of the most rewarding life experiences, like ever. Watching your kids learn life skills, grow into responsible adults, and become parents themselves is what makes being a parent such a joy.
But for some people, being a parent is like solving a mysterious puzzle that you spend an entire lifetime doing.
Flying is one of the most stressful ways to travel. As if extra surcharges, excessive security inspections, and never-ending check-in queues weren’t enough, there are always a few debacles awaiting you on the aircraft.
When inconveniences go beyond being refused another bottle of wine because you’re about to touchdown, deeply displeased passengers do more than just post passive-aggressive Facebook rants (although they might do that, too) -- they go to court.
During a divorce, a couple typically goes through the painstaking process of equally dividing their marital assets: house, vehicle, jewelry, and even pets. The divorce process can drag on for months or even years and can be very expensive. Selling your ceramic fish statue and rainbow-colored punchbowl may not fetch a hefty sum, but you could recoup your divorce spendings by auctioning these off alongside other conjugal properties.
Nothing humanizes celebrities more than news of them driving recklessly and trying to get out of it with a creative excuse. We’ve already covered celebs running over the paparazzi, and we know that those “accidents” were motivated by the desire to run over photogs who overstep the boundaries of decency.
And it’s even funnier when celebrities are involved!
George Clooney is a master prankster who has been pulling off elaborate practical jokes on his fellow A-listers for years, but he’s never been in hot water for his stunts. Similarly, Ellen Degeneres can get away with humiliating Taylor Swift on national TV because she’s...Ellen.
We don’t mean to brag but dividing assets like cash, stock options, and other quantifiable properties during a divorce process is something we can do in our sleep. It’s only a matter of time before a client steps into our Renton office and asks how to go about dividing cryptocurrencies.
Divorce entails dividing the spouses’ assets -- including pets -- and possibly deleting spousal memories that appear on social media. But unlike Facebook or Instagram posts, children can’t be deleted, and unlike assets, they can’t be divided or sold.
We have pretty straightforward advice to those who get bitten by a dog: Seek medical treatment and consult a personal injury attorney to determine whether you can recover for damages. With that out of the way, let’s turn the tables and side with the canines that took a beating from their owners.
In some cases, creating masterpieces involves happy accidents. And in others, the accidents aren't so happy.
If personal safety were a consideration for receiving an award, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences would never give the golden statuette to these Oscar-winning films.