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5 workplace injuries that remind us celebrities don’t have it all

5 workplace injuries that remind us celebrities don’t have it all

One of our favorite things to do with this blog is lampoon celebrities for their unrivaled affinity for opulence and luxury. But there’s one luxury they’ll never get, and it’s one you already have: workplace safety.

Seriously, Wikipedia has a gigantic page of on-set injuries which lists a whopping 62 incidents from 2010 to 2016. Does your office average more than 10 injuries per year? We didn’t think so.

The road to the White House was paved with prenups and multimillion dollar divorces

The road to the White House was paved with prenups and multimillion dollar divorces

Few people throughout history have gotten to include “The” before their name. The Queen of England was bequeathed her title, the King of Pop earned his, and the The Donald got his from his first divorce.

As much as we’d love to believe it originated from an order barked into his desktop intercom, it's actually a “term of endearment” from Trump’s first (of three) wives.

Who’s a worse driver: a celebrity on a motorcycle, or a half-blind cat with narcolepsy? The answer might surprise you

Who’s a worse driver: a celebrity on a motorcycle, or a half-blind cat with narcolepsy? The answer might surprise you

It doesn’t matter that Los Angeles holds the Guinness World Record for largest Prius traffic jam of all time; showboating celebrities on expensive motorcycles still manage to crash frequently enough for us to make a ‘Best Of’ list.

How can we sleep at night making light of accidents and injuries, you ask? By only including the most ludicrous, inexperienced celebrities to ever sit astride two wheels and a leather saddle.

Machine Guns, Yachts, and Nannies: HGTV’s marriage melodrama exists to make you proud of your divorce

Machine Guns, Yachts, and Nannies: HGTV’s marriage melodrama exists to make you proud of your divorce

Celebrity gossip is like a drug addiction.

It starts at a party, innocently sampling scandals and passing around amatuer judgments throughout the night. But before you know it, you’re a regular contributor to the National Enquirer.

We want to remind ourselves (and our readers) that healthy celebrity gossip is about comparing the hyperbole of rich and dramatic lifestyles to the tedium of our own lives, to remind us that things really aren’t that bad.